My Mum Is a Secret Superhero: Her powers include teleporting to your room when you whisper "snack."

By Ronnie Cox

Does your mum appear behind you in complete silence the second you touch something you shouldn't? Can she detect a lie before you've finished forming it in your brain? Does she know you're cold before you know you're cold?

This book celebrates the extraordinary, slightly terrifying abilities that all mums seem to possess. From supersonic snack detection and instant teleportation to crisis commander mode and archival memory that recalls something you did in 2009 during today's argument, every chapter explores a different documented superpower.

Inside you'll discover:

How she hears contraband packaging through walls, closed doors, and the fabric of reality itselfThe science behind her ability to materialise exactly where nonsense is happeningWhy five minutes means now and "we're leaving" means you should already be in the carHer laser glare that stops chaos without a single wordThe culinary regeneration that creates full meals from half a carrot and determinationHow she remembers everything you've ever done wrong with dates, times, and witnesses

Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or any occasion when you want to say "I see you, I know what you are, and I'm slightly terrified but mostly grateful." Your mum will laugh, nod knowingly at every page, and probably mention something you got slightly wrong.

A gift that says: "Thank you for being impossible, extraordinary, and capable of hearing me open chocolate from three rooms away."

Because mums aren't just parents. They're superheroes operating on levels of awareness the rest of us can't comprehend. And they deserve recognition for their powers.

Even if those powers are mostly used to catch you eating biscuits at midnight.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GNMGQ6B5
• ISBN13: 9798248548613
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 126 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"