
Have you ever ran from the dentist? Are you petrified of clowns? Have giant head lice try to eat you? Have you ever been attacked by Library Ninjas when your book was five years overdue? And have you come up with a genius way to never do homework again? All of these things have...


"Fans of Griffiths, Gleitzman and Jennings will be thrilled to have this in their collection." Kids Book Review I'm Tom Weekly. If my life is an exploding chicken, this book is my attempt to glue it back together. I have a few confessions. I've done a runner from the dentist...