My Diet Starts Monday

By Hatty Jones

Over 160 Hilariously Relatable Poems About Diets, Snack Cravings, and Fitness Fails

Every Monday, it begins again-the promises, the motivation, the meal-prepped containers waiting patiently in the fridge. But by midweek, the gym feels like a distant memory, the salad has been replaced by takeout, and "just one little treat" has somehow turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet.

If you've ever sworn off junk food only to find yourself having a heartfelt reunion with a bag of chips, this book is for you.

My Diet Starts Monday (And Other Lies I Tell Myself) is a collection of over 160 humorous and painfully relatable poems about failed fitness plans, unstoppable snack cravings, and the universal struggle of self-control. From late-night fridge raids to the betrayal of the bathroom scale, these poems capture the highs, the lows, and the inevitable cheat days of trying (and failing) to stick to a diet.

Perfect for anyone who has ever:

Said "just one bite" and meant "just one... entire pizza"Bought a gym membership as an expensive form of self-deceptionConvinced themselves that extra cheese and croutons still count as a saladThought drinking a green smoothie would erase last night's bingeGiven up and accepted that life is too short to count every calorie

Whether you're a fitness enthusiast with a weakness for dessert or a lifelong member of the "I'll start Monday" club, these poems will make you laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe-just maybe-procrastinate that diet just a little bit longer.

Because, let's be honest-food always wins.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DXHSQDBJ
• ISBN13: 9798230061427
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Hatty Jones
• Length: 174 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"