
Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister.
Surprise! You're an uncle!
I quit and I'm going into witness protection.
Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.
I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting...

Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister... Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.
Surprise You're an uncle ...
I quit and I'm going into witness protection.
I'm not only breaking bro-code but...