Mountie Wan's Lonely Hill

By Rachel K. Martin

To the perpetually single, the hopelessly devoted to the absurd, and the tragically hilarious - may your double dates always be perfectly matched (or hilariously mismatched), and may your loneliness be punctuated by moments of unexpected, darkly comedic brilliance. This one's for you, fellow travelers on the winding, often bumpy, road to self-acceptance, even if that road leads to a solitary summit overlooking a vast, indifferent landscape. Because let's face it, the alternative - a life of bland, predictable dates with non-twins - is simply unbearable. Though, admittedly, perhaps slightly less tragically comical. This dedication also goes out to those who have ever measured the height difference between twins with a ruler and a deeply unsettling fascination, only to ultimately find the endeavor utterly futile. You know who you are, and I salute your unwavering commitment to your eccentric passions, however misguided they may seem.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F94HNWN6
• ISBN13: 9798525560031
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"