Moose Turds and Midlife Crises: A Boomer's Last Laugh

By David Salmon and Phishstones

Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"?
Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises - the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.

This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the-rearview, curse-out-the-universe kind of story - equal parts survival guide and stand-up comedy show set deep in the backwoods of personal chaos.

In these pages, you'll find:

Wild tales of aging disgracefully in the North Country

Outbursts of sarcastic gold and nostalgic WTF moments

Actual moose (and their digestive aftermath)

A brutally honest look at marriage, manhood, memory loss, and that weird mole you swear wasn't there last week

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FGSWP1ZV
• ISBN13: 9798231913206
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Phishstones
• Length: 68 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"