Moose on the Loose: A survival guide to avoiding unnecessary moose attacks: Your Essential Humor Guide to Outrunning, Outsmarting, and Outweirding the

By George Evans

Moose on the Loose: The Outrageously Funny Survival Guide to Avoiding Moose Attacks A weirdly essential guide for anyone who enjoys the outdoors... or just wants to survive a surprise moose encounter without offering up their last granola bar as a peace treaty. Are moose attacks more common than shark attacks? Yes. Are we talking about this enough? Absolutely not. Are you prepared for a 1,500-pound antlered tank crashing your camping trip? Probably not--but this book fixes that. Moose on the Loose is a hilarious nature guide, a sarcastic survival manual , and a dangerously informative piece of literature that could technically save your life... or at the very least, your dignity. Whether you're a camper, hiker, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh with their wilderness facts, this funny survival book combines real moose behavior, outlandish advice, and bizarre stories to help you navigate the unspoken threat that is... the moose. Inside this wildly entertaining guide, you'll discover: How to spot a moose before it spots you (because being noticed is already step one of doom) Why moose are secretly furious all the time --science still has no comforting answers What NOT to do when a moose decides your car is its enemy Real stories of moose-related human misjudgments that are 50% hilarious and 50% "why though?" The chilling phenomenon of the driveway moose (spoiler: winter is their season) What to do when you become "The Chosen One" (run? play dead? offer snacks?) Moose facts so weird, you'll question everything (yes, they can swim for miles and get tipsy on fermented apples) How to survive urban moose encounters , like finding one in your pool, garage, or worse... your hot tub Perfect for: Gag gift for men or women who love the outdoors Funny camping books for friends who think raccoons are the real problem Nature lovers with a twisted sense of humor Fans of quirky guidebooks and hilarious survival scenarios People who seriously fear moose and need to laugh through the trauma Equal parts educational and ridiculous , this book is your ultimate defense against the world's most underrated predator. With a blend of wilderness humor , real facts , and unapologetically weird writing , you'll be laughing and learning all the way to your next moose-free adventure. Ready to join the resistance against unprovoked moose encounters? Grab your copy now and become moose-aware before it's too late. Because knowledge is power. And moose... are everywhere.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F6731NDY
• ISBN13: 9798280475762
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.5" x 8.5"