Monksta: The chronicles of a cat-whispering ex-marketer (Monkin’)

By Krishna Mohan Avancha

"Quit my 9-to-5, followed a cat, and now I'm a spiritual influencer with a spoon. Namaste to that!" From the chaos desk of a marketer turned monastic misfit comes the most side-splitting spiritual memoir of the year. Meet Kavi --a burnt-out marketer who once managed over 200 caffeine-charged professionals, survived 897 deadlines, and pitched PowerPoint slides with the confidence of a TED Talker on Red Bull. But behind the polished presentations and ROI dashboards, he saw angel numbers, dreamt of deities, and battled a divine itch no amount of KPIs could scratch. Then came Karma. Not the metaphysical concept. A stray cat. With attitude. And surprisingly intense spiritual credentials. In Monksta , you'll tumble through Kavi's transformation from cubicle-confined corporate cog to spoon-wielding spiritual seeker. Along the way, you'll meet: Karma the Cat -- feline overlord, guru by accident, snack thief by choice. Kavi's Mom -- who thinks "meditating" is just another word for "jobless." A Spreadsheet of Enlightenment -- because even the soul needs pivot tables. A Bhajan-Blasting Neighbor -- whose 3AM aartis double as alarm clocks. This laugh-out-loud spiritual romp is a holy fusion of The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari , Dilbert , and Kung Fu Panda --told with the authenticity of Eat Pray Love and the absurdity of your weirdest WhatsApp family group chat. What You'll Discover Inside: Why snoring during meditation might be a divine message. How cats can be carriers of cosmic wisdom (and dander). What happens when your mom joins your accidental spiritual cult. And how real peace begins when you stop trying to look peaceful on Instagram. Perfect For: Anyone who's ever wanted to Ctrl+Z their life. Corporate warriors seeking comic catharsis. Spiritual explorers who meditate between food deliveries. Readers who believe salvation might come with chutney on the side. "Monksta" is not a journey. It's a joyful detour--complete with samosas, spreadsheets, and spontaneous blessings on your prayer rug. Warning: May cause sudden bursts of laughter, existential realizations, and an urge to follow stray cats. Add to cart. Enlightenment (and entertainment) await.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F62B8JJJ
• ISBN13: 9798280970663
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 80 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"