Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun

By Brad Gosse

Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun
Welcome to a twisted little tale told in the sugary-sweet style of a bedtime book... if your bedtime story was written by a half-sober stand-up comic who just finished parenting class and failed spectacularly. "Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun" is a hilarious, irreverent parody of those classic children's books-with the look and feel of a wholesome storybook, and the filthy grown-up humor of a barstool confessional.

This delightfully inappropriate cartoon book tells the story of a world where adulting is a wild ride-complete with stoner grandpas, juice boxes laced with "spice," expired meat side-hustles, and moms who call edible binges "self-care." It's a ride through questionable parenting choices, chaotic family moments, and scenes that toe the line between dysfunctional and disturbingly familiar.

Inside these cheerful-looking pages, you'll meet:

A mom who hides her gummies better than she hides her traumaKids who pray to Judge Judy instead of JesusA grandma who stores gasoline like it's kombuchaA kid who knows exactly what a time-share scam looks likeAnd a whole parking lot of degenerates at the dispensary

"Mom's Magic Gummies" is written in easy-to-read rhyme, making it perfect for adults who want to feel like they're reading a bedtime story without the burden of actual parenting. It's the kind of book that makes you laugh out loud, then question whether you're doing okay. (Spoiler alert: you're not-but at least you're laughing.)

This Funny Book Makes the Perfect Joke Gift for Grown-Ups Who: Enjoy dark, edgy humor that hides behind cheerful illustrationsLove gag gifts and want to dominate the white elephant partyNeed a clever stoner gift or weed-themed birthday presentAppreciate an offbeat adult humor book with some biteAre parents, former kids, or simply messed up in a fun way

Give it as a Christmas gift for the family misfit, a birthday gift for your high-functioning burnout friend, or a joke gift for the mom who "needs a minute". Pair it with actual gummies (or don't, your call) and watch the laughter roll in. It's colorful. It's crass. It's a car crash of parenting satire, and you'll love every wrecked rhyme.

Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun is the adult humor book you didn't know you needed-until you were three glasses in and hate-scrolling Amazon. It's not for kids. It's barely for adults. But it's perfect for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5QF6LNF
• ISBN13: 9798280687363
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"