Mommy, Your Name is Poo Poo

By Chelle Landers

Their infancies tested your body... the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby, author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman's follow-up memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless - much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers she chronicles. From projectile vomit to competitive birthday partying, it's all here. The maniacs who used to be our babies are calling -- and mispronouncing -- the shots. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy the ride while Mommy drives the minivan and provides the snacks.Don't miss Jordana's other titles, including San Francisco Book Festival winner Heartbeats: A poetic memoir of 87 blind dates and one future husband.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1973414414
• ISBN13: 9781973414414
• Release Date: November 2017
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 198 Pages
• Weight: 0.65 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"