I wish my vacuum cleaner sucked as much as dating. #datingsucks #datingfail #isthissupposedtobefunWhen my life implodes, my girlfriend decides she has the perfect answer to all my problems - Internet dating. I wish she had warned me before my first date showed up at the door Note to self: Never let my former best friend near my computer again. Okay, fine. I'll go on some stupid dates to shut the woman up. I'm sure dating for the first time in my...