THE FUTURE ARRIVED. IT HAS A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION FEE.
Remember when technology was supposed to free us? When the "Smart Home" was supposed to save time, and the internet was supposed to connect us?
Yeah, that didn't happen. Instead, we got a world where a digital picture of a monkey costs more than a car, a single red bell pepper costs more than a monthly streaming subscription, and we have to watch politicians do skincare routines on TikTok while discussing geopolitical collapse.Modern Life Is Rubbish - Notes on the Great Unraveling
This is a field guide to the absurdity of 2026.