Mixed Martial Sharks is an absurdly comedic love letter to MMA, bad shark movies, and the 1990s. Critics have heralded this great work of literature with effusive praise:
"I found the joke in chapter 19 about my butt sweat extremely offensive. Mixed Martial Sharks will never be featured on my daytime television show or my book club." - Oprah Finfrey
"Sure, Sharky Shark The Great White Rapper wrote a good song But I came up in the hood for real Why's he the one gettin' all the love?" - Tupac Sharkur
"The fault ... is not in our sharks, but in ourselves." - William Sharkspeare