Mister Porkpie's Corny Joke Book for Kids #1

By Andrew Remnet

Over 230 original corny jokes for children by Mister Porkpie.From the book: Throughout time, people have always enjoyed humor. When jokes started being told, it became easier for the everyday "Joe" to be funny. As the jokes spread from friend to friend, neighbor to neighbor, or town to town, they seem to take on a life of their own, sometimes outliving the original creators.Whether it's 'Why did the chicken cross the road?" or the old favorite "Knock Knock" jokes, it is important to remember that short bits of humor are an excellent way to brighten someone's day.It is my plan to do just that. With this joke book, to the best of our ability, we have tried to create jokes that are brand new to you, the reader. Please enjoy in the fact that my family and I have spent countless hours racking our brains, thinking up these jokes, and having a ball doing it. So, from our family to yours, have fun!About Mister Porkpie:Mister Porkpie is a family friendly entertainer from sunny Southern California. He performs his own brand of comedy magic for audiences ranging from under one to over 100 years of age. If you are looking for squeaky clean fun and games, you have found the right joker for the job. Mister Porkpie can be found clowning it up at a child's birthday party, hamming around at a special event, or just entertaining a group of seniors as he travels across the United States. Wherever he performs, you will find that there is always "Good Clean Fun for the Whole Family".If you would like to contact Mister Porkpie to fill your entertainment needs, follow his adventures, or just to say hello, please visit:www.MisterPorkpie.com

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1482067242
• ISBN13: 9781482067248
• Release Date: January 2013
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 90 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"