Miscellany Retox: Mug & Mali's Miscellany, Volume 84

By John H Boose and Molly L Boose

Here''s what you get in Mug & Mali''s astonishing full color, terribly illustrated 84th volume, Miscellany Retox: 48 brand new disgusting cocktail recipes (such as Tiki Stink Eye, Motor Oil Mouth, Bloody Howler, Mad Moose Hatter, Kitty Lumper ); 27 new miserable cocktail poems ( Head Explosions, The Rum Dog, At Stool, The March of Bars, Seeing Double ); 112 jokes and mind-numbing quotes; 27 Awful Foods ; 85 shockingly false factoids ( "It''s possible to lead a cow up the stairs, right into an oven." "The Eiffel Tower was originally intended for Mars, but was built too far ahead of schedule." "To make one raindrop of water, it takes approximately a million gallons of angel urine." "Weasels are not born with spare legs." "Each year, the average American ruins 4,663 pairs of underpants." ); Dada Auto-Generated Surrealist Jokes and collages; No Evil; Getting All Emotional; excerpts from Dada Illustrated Theater ( Finnegans Wake; Odd Occupations; Midbummer Murders ); Shenanigans; Out & About; Adventure Tours; Semi Demi Gods Pantheon; Odd Occupations; Marination; Hints from Hellions; Vocab Improv; Is My Baby Ready for Family Vittles?; Animal Diseases by District; Mug & Mali''s Adventure Tours; Cocktail Stories; Things My Kids Taught Me; Classical Miscellanianism Masterworks; Olde Time Remedies; Dada Freddysburg Address; Avoidance Birds; Gnu Age Ravings; Tomfoolery; Monkeyshines; Mischief; Tabloid Rumors; Society Scenes; Scandal Hound News; Daft Drifting; Restless & Rootless; The Daily Dirt; Nobs & Nutters; Buzzing About, and so much more. Hand over your hard-baked dough now, and get Mug & Mali''s Miscellany Retox, the latest brash, color, sassy concoction of Miscellany . It''s just a few clicks away! The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada''s post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, assemblage, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, miscellaneous authors, and is the foundation of many New Century Dada works. Here''s what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali''s Miscellany Retox: "Bad poetry and worse cocktails." - Anita Drink, Retox Times. "I threw it on the fire after three pages." - Hugh Manity, Bad Tripper. "A poignant evocation of city dump sights and odors." - Vito Powers, The New Corker. "From Volume 1 to Volume 84, Mug & Mali are always... there." - Ram Shackle, Obscure Art Review. "By turns sophomoric and jejune." - Liza Round, The Mai Tai Guzzler. "A tender coming-of-drinking-age story." - Emily Drinkinson " Miscellany Retox must surely be a contender for the best or worst Miscellany of the year." - Mug & Mali. "Luminous prose has certainly escaped to some other book." - Lew Swires, The Dada DooDoo. "Another turbulent book by the authors of Wild Girls Gone Miscellaneous, Europe on 10 Bottles and Day, and World Classless Cocktails and Putrid Poetry." - Abe Lincoln, The Gettysburg Redress. "An overpowering meditation on cocktails, poetry, and loss of sanity." - Eleanor Roosevelt. "In the hands of a lesser writer, you wouldn''t know the difference." - Rhoda Mule, The Poetry Pisco Pitcher. "This book is sure to appear in the country''s leading landfills." - Ira Gurgitate, The Paid Reviewer. "If Mug & Mali aren''t America''s leading humorists, I can see why." - Amelia Barfup, The Chicago Chugger.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5NXKMLB
• ISBN13: 9798280493131
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 135 Pages
• Dimensions: 11.0" x 0.3" x 8.5"