The vampires who came to dinner. The hilarious Latina heroine who was on the menu.
Milagro de Los Santos is finally living with her vampire boyfriend at his family's posh California ranch-but she's not invited to a secret midnight ritual involving his snobby relatives, a creepy elder, and a dangerously seductive Eurovamp.
When her life is threatened, Milagro flees to the desert to hide-and finish her screenplay. But she stumbles into an egomaniacal actor, a wild socialite, a nosy tabloid reporter, and a spa full of dark secrets.
To make it home to Casa Dracula, she'll have to survive a strange infection, sabotage a power grab, and outwit everyone who wants her dead.