Uplifting & Funny Tales About Family, Festivity, and the Beautiful Chaos of the Holidays-
You know the holiday script: quiet snow, perfect tables, peaceful family gatherings.
You also know the reality: parking-lot duels, inedible fruitcake, and the annual war with half-working lights.
For everyone who knows the best Christmas memories are the ones that went hilariously wrong, this collection is your new holiday tradition.
Inside you'll find:
- The immortal fruitcake no one dares to eat.
- A Christmas-Eve parking-lot "miracle" born from an accidental hug.
- Grandpa's war with the outdoor lights that turns the yard into a Vegas nightclub.
- The turkey disaster that sparks a legendary pizza feast.
- The Return Line Reunion - where bad gifts, dead trees, and family meet under fluorescent lights.
Funny, heartfelt, and wonderfully entertaining, these short stories prove that the magic of Christmas isn't in perfection - it's in the pandemonium.
Grab your cocoa, dodge the carolers, and believe again... especially in laughter.