Mercury Is In Retrograde: A Field Guide to New Age Coping Language

By Erin Tyler

Ever blamed a breakup on the full moon? Smudged your Airbnb before unpacking? Told someone "That doesn't resonate with me" instead of just saying no? Same. In this brilliantly snarky and oddly affirming field guide, Erin Tyler hilariously decodes the modern spiritual lexicon-from "trusting the universe" (aka having no plan but plenty of incense) to "holding space" (translation: "I'm here for you, but in a way that still lets me cancel plans"). Packed with satirical glossary entries, retrograde survival checklists, invented buzzwords, and mystical footnotes, Mercury Is In Retrograde is for every birth-chart-reading, cacao-ceremony-curious, manifestation-fatigued soul just trying to stay aligned while crying in their bathtub. Whether you're deep in your shadow work or just here for the jokes, this book is your safe, sage-scented space to laugh at the woo-and maybe feel a little seen, too.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FGPTFYST
• ISBN13: 9798999437303
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Switch Kick Books
• Length: 76 Pages
• Weight: 0.69 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"