Memoirs of An Arsehole

By Barnaby Rose

Meet Michael, a 24-year-old, ginger-phobic larrikin navigating life in London while working at Lumen, the advertising agency so obscure even its clients forget its name. Alongside his best mate John, Michael spends more time being summoned to HR than actually doing any advertising, thanks to their knack for turning minor mishaps into major office drama. Life takes an unexpected twist when Michael's cousin from the Chippendale council estate in Dagenham, announces she's marrying a Lord in the Scottish Highlands. Suddenly, Michael is trading deadlines for a road trip with his family that promises chaos at every turn. Their itinerary? Pick up Granny, who is anything but ordinary, deal with a sister who's already three sheets to the wind, and survive her overly French boyfriend who insists every problem can be solved with wine and philosophy. From disastrous pit stops to family feuds and wedding-day mayhem, this journey is packed with sharp wit, outrageous mishaps, and characters you'll never forget. Will they make it to the wedding in one piece? Or will the trip unravel faster than Michael's patience? Buckle up, because in Michael's world, the only thing predictable is the unpredictability.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G8GKLV68
• ISBN13: 9798765205044
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Balboa Press Au
• Length: 228 Pages
• Weight: 0.68 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"