Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

By Jeff Norton

My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped pi ata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.' Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. A hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0571327044
• ISBN13: 9780571327041
• Release Date: July 2015
• Publisher: Faber & Faber Childrenas
• Length: 256 Pages