Meemo's Cliffnotes, Director's Cut

By Domino Koller

This book is a collection of questions. Who's the bus driver? Why do his passengers not speak English? Will Leo survive? Is Leo even in danger? Who is Leo? Does he even know the bus driver? Are they even friends? Is there a cable bill for a TV that doesn't even turn on? These are all questions that can only be answered by purchasing this book, and, if after reading this book, you still don't have the answers to the questions listed above, we highly recommend you consult your friends, neighbors, mailman, or dog for their opinions of the situation. If you don't have a dog then get a dog. If you don't like dogs then ask yourself why you hate love and fun. If you don't have a dog because you're allergic to dogs, then purchase an iguana (they're hypoallergenic), and then consult the iguana about this book. If you're wondering why we didn't tell you to consult your cat, it's because cats are too indifferent to actually aid you in understanding this piece of literature. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to take mind altering drugs, but you're a law-abiding citizen, then this book is for you because it is the closest thing to mind altering drugs that's still legal. This book has given people vertigo, so we don't recommend you read it near open flames or cliffs, or maybe you should just buy two copies on the off chance you drop it into an open flame or off a cliff in your altered state.If you think we're blowing a lot of smoke about this book, and it's not all it's cracked up to be, then the only way you could possibly prove us wrong is to go ahead and buy it. If you like this book, leave a review and share it with all the special and not special people in your life. If you don't like it, then you probably just fear change, but still go ahead and leave a review and tell your friends about it so they can read it too and explain to you how wrong you are, or be wrong with you. Don't forget to find and like this book on Facebook once you're done deeply enjoying its contents.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1500929255
• ISBN13: 9781500929251
• Release Date: September 2014
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 104 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"