Mediocre at Best: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kevin Nobody

By Dustin Gross

He just wanted mango frozen yogurt. Instead, he started a movement.

Kevin Nobody never planned to go viral. But after an IBS-fueled meltdown in a Target FroYo shop is caught on camera, Kevin becomes an accidental messiah for a disillusioned generation. One moment he's arguing with a teenager over sprinkles, the next he's the face of a spiritual cult, a reluctant influencer, and the center of a mango-themed rebrand of millennial despair.

Featuring a ferret with emotional issues, a manager who smells like lavender and legal threats, and the world's most painfully honest breakdowns, Mediocre at Best is a brutally funny, awkwardly inspirational, and wildly relevant satire of fame, faith, failure, and frozen yogurt.

Dustin Gross delivers a hilarious gut-punch of a novel for anyone who's ever tried to monetize their meltdown. Cry-laugh with Kevin Nobody and join the cult you never knew you needed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FHGD4L16
• ISBN13: 9798231458073
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Dustin Gross
• Length: 126 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"