Maya Sole: Gets Dirty

By Brad Gosse

Maya Sole Gets Dirty - A Side-Splitting, Adult Humor Picture Book for Those Who Appreciate Life's Messier Moments

Some people read for enlightenment. Others read for knowledge. But let's be honest-most of us just want a book that makes us laugh so hard we snort. Maya Sole Gets Dirty is here to deliver exactly that. Written and illustrated in the innocent, whimsical style of a children's book but loaded with crude, relatable humor, this hilarious parody is the perfect mix of nostalgia and naughtiness.

Meet Maya Sole-she's loud, proud, and completely unfiltered. She farts freely, has strong opinions about bidets, and understands the life-changing importance of a thorough wipe. She's also a master of clenching, a connoisseur of corn, and a firm believer in the power of a well-timed tongue punch (don't ask-just read). Maya Sole's adventures take bathroom humor to new heights (or perhaps, new lows), turning the most awkward bodily experiences into laugh-out-loud moments.
Who is This Book For?The Friend Who Has No Shame: We all have that one person in our life who overshares about their digestive adventures. This book was practically written for them.The Life of the Party: If they can make anything into a joke (even poop jokes at a fancy dinner party), they're going to love Maya Sole.The White Elephant Champion: Want to bring the most talked-about gift to the next gift exchange? Forget the boring coffee mugs-this is the real winner.Your Significant Other: The one who mysteriously disappears for 30 minutes after Taco Night. This book is their life story, and they deserve to be seen.That One Co-Worker Who Lives for Inappropriate Office Banter: If they make meetings bearable with their crude sense of humor, imagine what they'd do with this book in their hands.Bathroom Readers & Potty Philosophers: Some people read Dostoevsky in the bathroom. Others read books like this. No judgment-just quality entertainment for your most reflective moments. Why This Book Makes the Ultimate Gift: Hilarious & Unique: Unlike anything else on their bookshelf (or in their bathroom), Maya Sole is a breath of fresh... well, let's just say "air."Perfect for Any Occasion: Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day (for the moms who find fart jokes hilarious), or just because-you can't go wrong.A Conversation Starter: Leave this on your coffee table and just wait for the reactions.Not-So-Subtle Life Lessons: Let's be real-some people NEED a reminder about wiping properly.Easy to Read, Impossible to Forget: With simple rhyming text and charming illustrations, it's the perfect combination of childhood nostalgia and adult absurdity.
Maya Sole Gets Dirty is more than just a joke book-it's an experience. It's a trip down memory lane, back to when we read innocent little picture books-except now, those books are packed with crude humor and fart jokes. It's the perfect mix of nostalgia, absurdity, and "I can't believe someone actually made this into a book."

Warning: This book may cause tears of laughter, second-hand embarrassment, and an uncontrollable urge to discuss the finer points of bidets at your next social gathering.

Get your copy today and share the gift of gut-busting, cringe-worthy, totally relatable humor

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DXVVTM75
• ISBN13: 9798311423489
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"