Get ready to dive headfirst into the most fucking extraordinary journey of stillness and self-discovery you never knew you needed. 'Mastering the Art of Watching Grass Grow' by Jack Springler will leave you saying, 'What the grass? ' as you explore the profound beauty in life's most mundane moments. Discover how observing grass can be a fucking life-changing experience, connecting you with the Earth in a way that'll make you question your entire existence. From caressing grass blades like you're auditioning for 'Grass Got Talent' to inhaling the intoxicating scent of earth like a true soil sommelier, this book will teach you to embrace the fucking unremarkable like never before. So, put on your gardening gloves and prepare for a journey that's more extraordinary than a symphony of swishing grass in the wind, because, my friends, the grass is always greener when you're watching it grow "