Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson used to tell a story about how Jews interact with the Law of the Talmud that goes something like this: There were three rabbis arguing about the meaning of a point in the Torah--two for one interpretation, and one for the other. G-d overheard the argument, appeared to the three rabbis and said: "Actually, the one man here has the correct interpretation." At which point all three sighed and said, "Well, now it's tied...