Mark, There's a Beagle in My Bedroom!

By Michael Alan Ciardi

Wannabe secret agents and gumshoes rejoice By now everyone knows that the Government doesn't really spy on its own citizens, right? And even if they had the audacity to orchestrate such a devious scheme, what stealthy means would they employ to get the job done? Meet Bruce 5, ordinary domesticated house pet by day, covert four-legged operative by dark. After nearly exposing a clandestine plot to snoop on the public via RFID tags, one cheeky beagle and an unlikely crew of rogue agents must elude capture by an underground organization known as the MUTTS (Mobile Underground Transponder Tracking Specialists). In their madcap bid to escape the powers-that-be, they will encounter bohemian foes, cryptic codes, killer bees, and beaver drones-that's right, beavers It's a chaotic derby of espionage and conspiracies galore, where one dog holds the microchip to save the people from an evil entity lurking in their midst.In the zany spirit of parody, Bruce 5 utilizes his newfound verbal skills to spoof over five decades of iconic films and television shows. No one is spared from an onslaught of innuendos and double entendre that this crude-mouthed canine unleashes. The dossier for frenzied fun is now in the readers' imaginations. Adventure abounds for all those intrepid sleuths who wish to decipher the truth. And don't forget to help the renegades interpret an anagram they find along their mission--it represents a vital clue in the wordplay at bay.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1688688439
• ISBN13: 9781688688438
• Release Date: December 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 140 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"