Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump

By Michael Smith and Michael Smith

Book Overview

50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump Hilarious Great Greater The Greaterest For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1979871299
• ISBN13: 9781979871297
• Release Date: November 2017
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"