Lower Forms of Life and Other Unconfirmed Reports

By Danny Wind

Colonel Sanders. George Washington. Blimp races. Musk oxen, and how to kill them. Tube worms--and how to kill them (it's harder than you think). What do all of these things have in common? Nothing whatsoever. Which is why it would be very foolish for anyone to attempt to write a book involving all of them. But that didn't stop "McSweeney's" veteran Danny Wind, author of "Let's Kill All the Belgians: A Child's Guide to Genocide" (possibly the only book written in crayon to ever spark an international incident), from tackling all these topics and more in 27 hilarious essays, plus a collection of Profound Insights (Jack Handey's lawyers are real jerks about using the phrase "Deep Thoughts"). Not only will you laugh, but you might learn something as well (assuming you have "Nova" or something on in the background while you're reading it. I can't control what you do).

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1478255374
• ISBN13: 9781478255376
• Release Date: July 2012
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 122 Pages
• Weight: 0.84 lbs.
• Dimensions: 11.0" x 0.3" x 8.5"