Love, Lust, and Leftovers

By Hatty Jones

A Hilarious Poetry Collection About Dating, Romance, and the Leftovers That Never Let You Down

Modern love is a battlefield-full of ghosts, bad texts, awkward first dates, and tragic swipes left. In Love, Lust, and Leftovers, you'll find over 160 poems capturing the highs, lows, and absolute absurdities of relationships today. From dating app disasters to long-term love, from one-night stands to "forever" plans, this collection is a rollercoaster of romance-served with a side of sarcasm and an extra-large helping of carbs.

Inside, you'll discover:
Worthy first dates and why they make the best stories
Heartbreak, ghosting, and the fine art of moving on
Steamy moments that fizzle out faster than cheap candles
The real MVP of relationships: pizza (because it never disappoints)

If you've ever been left on read, fell for someone's profile pic (only to regret it in person), or chosen garlic bread over a guy, this book is for you. Love, Lust, and Leftovers is a laugh-out-loud take on love, lust, and everything in between-perfect for romantics, cynics, and everyone who's ever had a crush on their DoorDash driver.

Because in the end, love is unpredictable, but pizza will always be there for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DWRQLJ9Y
• ISBN13: 9798230539575
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Hatty Jones
• Length: 178 Pages
• Weight: 0.47 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"