A hospital that makes the news is almost by definition a hospital that has failed. A newscast that feels like a thriller has already compromised its function. Reliability is the product, and spectacle is its enemy.
The university-capture problem: The current system doesn't just misallocate capital-it misallocates legitimacy. Entertainment companies borrowing the credibility of news to sell advertising, or (in your dystopia) to justify hospital acquisitions, are extracting a resource they didn't build and can't replenish. When the legitimacy runs out-and it is running out-everyone loses, including the entertainment companies. The separation isn't punitive. It's conservation.