"Maccy, do you know your brother has a Yurt?"
"A what?"
"A yurt "
"Then he needs to see a doctor and get it removed "
"Say 'Wosson' Peter."
"What?"
"Nothing like it "
"Jill, hoover the dog and whatever there is underneath it."
"I think the animal likes you, Lenny."
"How do you knaw?"
"He's eating the bottom of your bleddy jeans "
"So where are you staying, Peter?"
"Here would be good, I'm out of petrol "
"Lavinia, send the goat away with a flea in it's ear."
"Where will I find one of them, Maccy?"
"Have a look in it's bleddy ear maid "