Lindsay Lohan Stole My Life: A Satire of the 00s

By Tate Carmichael

A lurid account of how the socialite world became riddled with riffraff at the (allegedly) unwitting hands of Lindsay Lohan. For it was Lohan in particular who was given "second" (a.k.a. millionth) chance after "second" chance to get her life together, leaving Tate appalled throughout her rise and fall--for this is the type of privilege that was once only reserved for socialites as opposed to C-rate actresses. This seemingly small butterfly effect, Tate maintains, is the cause of all that is wrong post-00s, from the Kardashian-Jenners' preeminence to the Trump presidency. In her damning account, no celebrity is spared. Carmichael scorches the earth with what's left of her wealth (because, it's true, money can buy anything, including tailored natural disasters). It's her turn, after all, to be a star. Since it seems like literally everyone else is.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 9463863796
• ISBN13: 9789463863797
• Release Date: July 2019
• Publisher: Opiate
• Length: 292 Pages
• Weight: 0.99 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.1" x 9.2"