Life of Death Pending Review: Book One - A Darkly Funny Metaphysical Novella

By J. Fernandez

Death has been doing her job a little too well. Now she wants out.

But when your name appears on every expiration form in existence, resignation isn't exactly part of cosmic protocol.

Life of Death Pending Review is a sharp, darkly funny satire exploring what happens when one of the afterlife's most dependable Functionals decides to take a break, and the entire system collapses in bureaucratic panic.

Death's attempt at a quiet exit triggers cosmic chaos:

Reapers frantically submit r sum s.Gods lodge formal grievances.A reaper in the form of a dog, still technically on payroll, declares spiritual protest.

Blending absurdity, heart, and divine dysfunction, this genre-bending debut offers metaphysical mayhem and celestial inefficiency likely to appeal to fans of Good Omens and The Good Place.

Death is done following procedure. And the universe isn't ready.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FFNFKHL8
• ISBN13: 9798289195005
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 214 Pages
• Weight: 0.48 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"