"My girlfriend was so ugly that when she got a cold, I did her a favor, by giving her sheets of sandpaper instead of tissues. My girlfriend was so ugly, the best picture I have of her was from her colonoscopy. My girlfriend was so ugly when she got a UTI; I had to call a plumber." The man behind these ugly and offensive jokes is Lucas, someone who wants to understand life through jokes, jokes that might not be interpreted as such because most of the time are weirdly out of context. Read and learn how Lucas accomplishes his goal of understanding life.
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