Life: A User's Manual will provide you every thing you need to know in order to:
Get out of doing the dishes, forever Run a successful presidential campaign Gain entry into the best pre-school clique Decide if a career in mad science is right for you
"From first steps to last breaths, Steve Cullison's Life: A User's Manual comically guides the reader through the ages and stages of one's life. A combination of Douglas Adams and Jack Handy, Life is both written and illustrated with intelligence and a droll tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. A must-read that should be in every kitchen drawer and glove box, and on every bookshelf."
-Benjamin Hesse, author of Memoirs of a Gaijin