Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar

By Jared Woods

Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it?
Some say love feels like a magical fantasy come true. Others consider it a chemical reaction that only leads to mental sickness. Either way, Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar is a collection of dark allegories that explore these themes using surreal fiction stories and bleak poetry. It's a must-have for those lost romantics who prefer their fables served with an extra goop of weirdness.

Let's ask ourselves the important questions, such as: Can a snake and a rabbit overcome the obstacles of their forbidden love?Can the boy get the girl when incapacitated by depression?Can the bond of siblings single-handedly defeat climate change?Can a couple survive the loss of their child while stranded on a foreign planet?Can you overpower a witch using beer alone?Can we prevent contagious diseases while our cat insists on tonguing itself?Can you even tolerate a poem right now?
Embrace the oddity and fall madly in love with these tales Guaranteed to make you feel all sorts of out of sorts Buy it immediately

List of stories: How to Care for Your BonsaiThe Natural Order of ThingsToday is the DayExcuse Me, Girl (The Pick Up Poem)The God TulipLow Disk SpaceBuilding a Relationshipsunday breakfastDay ZeroThe Impregnation of a Divine SparkPotnoodle, the Bicycle Witch of SeychellesI Fell in Love with a Flight of StairsWormsWill Superhero for FoodGoodbye to Mother EarthI See God in AnalConnecting Station Under ConstructionI Won the Scottish Book Trust 50-Word Fiction Competition Twice, and Both Times, All I Received Was the Same Lousy Mug That Said, "Leave Me Alone, I'm Writing"Rejoin TinderI've Been Hearing Such Lovely Things Lately

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CPJFB2XW
• ISBN13: 9798870811192
• Release Date: December 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"