Lemons Tell No Lies

By Gary the Lemon Cheesecake

THE LEMONS ARE WATCHING
THE LEMONS ARE LISTENING
THE LEMONS CAN HEAR ME
THE LEMONS
LEMONS
LEMONS

A delightfully unhinged tragicomedy about a chap who accidentally takes magic mushrooms and robs a bank with a banana. Quit reading this, and read the damn novella already. You're in for a trip.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G3DRCL43
• ISBN13: 9798275489330
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 132 Pages
• Weight: 0.32 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.3" x 8.0"