Leave it the Fuck Alone: A plant care guide

By Adam Cotorceanu

Are you the greatest Plant Master you can be? Do you have an expert handle on plant concepts like soil, light, and watering? Do you feel that you already know everything you need in order to grow the indoor jungle of your dreams? I am Adam from Dirty Roots and I know how hard it can feel to learn about plant care. So much advice is confusing, contradictory, and just fucking wrong! If you want to feel like you know what you are talking about when it comes to house plants but don't want to learn a bunch of technical sciencey stuff then 'Leave it the Fuck Alone' is for you. The book is designed to help you become an overnight plant expert. It is meant to save you endless amounts of time, money, and headaches. I've taken what I have learned from over a quarter of a century of growing houseplants and distilled it down into this no-nonsense guide. It's filled with all the information you need to become your own plant expert and nothing more. I've kept it short enough to finish in a few hours or less. I've written it so you can literally become an overnight plant expert and be the Master of your indoor jungle. PLANT MASTER PLAN 1. Buy the book 2. Read the book in a few hours or less 3. Observer your plants with your new 'Expert' eyes 4. Become the Plant Master of your Dreams It's really that simple. In fact, I believe this book will be so helpful for you, if you haven't leveled up your plant game by the time you are done you get your money back PLUS 10% off all DIRTY ROOTS products now and forever! And you still get to keep the book! "Leave it the Fuck Alone" will help you avoid a home full of dead, dying, and ugly plants. Instead, you will go from plant novice to Plant Master in a few hours. So buy now and enjoy your beautiful stress-free indoor jungle. Go from Black Thumb to Green Queen From Plant Novice to Plant Master From Plant Killer to Ruler of your Indoor Jungle

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CP82Q9RL
• ISBN13: 9798870056524
• Release Date: December 2023
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 53 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.1" x 6.0"