Ever come across a tortoise with a mind of her own? Someone who is cheeky and likes to call a spade a spade? Ever had a problem you couldn't solve? Ever been so nervous about something you couldn't sleep at night? What you need is someone like me After learning so much from my best friend Patch-back, my mentor Papa Sharpy and my student Luca back in Laguna it's time to put my experiences into practice. I'm loyal, I'm sharp and I'm crazy. The time...