Laudos: A Commission Based Faith

By Lorcan Pike

If you found this, please don't join. This isn't a manual, it's a record of how my family lost their minds. Inside, I've documented everything:

Chapter 1: The recruitment party that nearly leveled the house.Chapter 4: My sister's 'Modest Fashion' disaster.Chapter 6: The flying harness incident (we don't talk about it).Chapter 9: Why the dog is now a 'Witness.'
It's 9 chapters of pure chaos. Read it as a warning.

- Matthew S.w.a.C.

Meet the Stand.with.a.Commission family. They don't have a product, a Bible, or a clue-but they have plenty of Posture. In this 9-chapter comedic odyssey, follow Gary, Susan, and their six increasingly skeptical children as they navigate the bizarre world of Laudos...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GMPVGDWK
• ISBN13: 9798233578298
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Lorcan Pike
• Length: 90 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"