Today, I woke up, thinkin' 'bout Elvis, somewhere in Vegas I'm not sure
How I got here, or how this ring on my left hand just appeared
Outta nowhere, I gotta go, take the chips,
and the Pinto, and hit the road
They say what happens here, stays here,
All of this will disappear, but there's just one little problem
I don't even know my last name