LULU
Getting the big rock with a declaration of forever love? Yes please
Planning a boss wedding with the gown of my dreams? Bring it on
Getting dumped two days before the 'I do's' are exchanged to the only man I've ever loved? Wait, what?
So, this is how I ring in my late twenties. Getting dumped. A heartbreak so painful, I fear for my life. And the real cherry on top, getting stuck paying for his half of the rent when he walks out. I am crushing it.
TANNER
Going to a friends party with a hot woman on my arm? Absolutely
The Cubs game playing in the background with a kitchen full of booze and food? Bring it on
Meeting a beautiful, smart, funny woman that I actually have to charm into liking me?
Wait, what?
So, this is how I ring in my late twenties. Trying to get the girl who doesn't want to be gotten.
I'm holding out for a miracle, because I absolutely have to crush this.