Just Another Crazy Delivery: A Fantasy Delivery Service Adventure

By clint wood

"I don't make the rules. I just deliver the packages."

Vance has been a delivery guy for twenty-three years. He works for Swift Deliveries Inc.-a company that delivers anything, anywhere, to anyone. No questions asked.

He's seen it all. Cursed swords. Screaming boxes. Jars of grief. Packages that are technically people. He knows the rules for everything. He never breaks them. He never asks why. He just delivers.

For Vance, it's just another crazy delivery.

Then Nora shows up. She's young, curious, and full of questions. Why is the box screaming? Who ordered a jar of existential dread? Why does a goddess need a living package? Vance doesn't answer her questions. He doesn't have time. He has deliveries to make.

But Nora's questions start getting under his skin. And when a delivery goes wrong-a package that's actually a child, destined for a dark magician-Vance breaks the rules for the first time in twenty-three years.

Just Another Crazy Delivery is a deadpan comedy about bureaucracy, found family, and the courage to care-even when the packages are cursed.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HH9MBP94
• ISBN13: 9798170956357
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 46 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"