Do you like rhymes? I'll bet you do - the sillier the better, too
Joshua Piecrust's Alphabet's about as dotty as it gets For here you might meet anything: hamsters dance, bananas sing; a courteous dragon (and it's simply chilling what became of him ) An octopus? Well, count the legs Find out where elephants lay their eggs
Piecrust's left some gaps for you to play at writing nonsense, too.
Grown-ups might want this book on loan: advise them, "Go and buy your own " or else keep very careful track in case you never get it back