Jokes for Blokes: The Ultimate Book of Jokes Not Suitable for Mixed Company

By PHIL McCRACKEN and Llewellyn Dowd

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints

What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin

What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword

Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals

An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this '

The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0091940443
• ISBN13: 9780091940447
• Release Date: October 2011
• Publisher: Ebury Press
• Length: 576 Pages
• Weight: 1.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.7" x 6.0" x 7.9"