Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger

By Brontez Purnell

Book Overview

He's a slut. He's a nerd. He's a waiter, bored at work. This is his diary.

A dirty cult-classic put out in a small batch by an underground publisher (Rudos and Rubes) in 2015, Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger recounts the life of an artist and "old school homosexual" who bears a big resemblance to author Brontez Purnell. Our hero doesn't trust the new breed of fags taking over San Francisco, though. They wear bicycle helmets, seat belts, and condoms. Meanwhile, he sabotages his relationships, hallucinating affection while cruising in late night parks, bath-houses, and other nooks and crannies of a newly-conservative, ruined city.

Furiously original, vital, and messy, this funny "non-memoir" uncovers a revelatory truth for the age: there are things far scarier than HIV.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1936932156
• ISBN13: 9781936932153
• Release Date: June 2017
• Publisher: Feminist Press
• Length: 200 Pages
• Weight: 1.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 4.7" x 7.9"