After lonely shoe salesman Francis Farrington mistakenly eats shoe desiccant, he awakens in the presence of Josiah, an alcoholic wizard who reveals to him his true identity as James Love the Destroyer. Donning a jet-black tuxedo, Francis sets out to assist Josiah in destroying the Quaxxia, a race of evil extraterrestrial bankers. His first mission: to appease God, who's living on Earth as a middle-aged software engineer named Jeff, by bringing him...