Italian are aliens

By Karmen-Ita

An alien inspector arrives in Italy with a taxonomy, a notebook, and a deadline. The taxonomy is forty-seven volumes long. The methodology has worked on six hundred and twelve civilizations across four hundred and thirty-one planetary systems. The deadline is firm.

Three hundred days later, none of the three survived contact with the Italian peninsula.

Italians Are Aliens (And They Don't Know It) is a literary field report on the most unclassifiable civilization in the known universe - nearly 500 pages of observation, bewilderment, espresso, and the slow realization that some places are not meant to be classified. Only experienced.

Survival is guaranteed. Understanding is optional.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H198NP9B
• ISBN13: 9798233058745
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Karmen-Ita
• Length: 344 Pages
• Weight: 0.88 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.7" x 5.5"