I'M SORRY: When Words Are All You Have Left

By I'm sorry

Have ordinary apologies lost their impact? When flowers, chocolates, and stuffed animals just aren't enough to express your remorse, why not try saying "I'm sorry" exactly 21,533 times? This groundbreaking book offers precisely that - thousands of heartfelt apologies that progressively grow more DESPERATE as the chapters advance. Watch as calm, collected "I'm sorry" transforms into "I'M SOOOORRRRYYY" and beyond! Perfect for: The truly repentant Those seeking creative ways to apologize Anyone who appreciates the art of escalating desperation Gift-givers with a sense of humor Each chapter intensifies the remorse, with increasing capitalization, stretched vowels, and typography that visually represents your growing desperation. By the final pages, the apologies have reached peak intensity - just like your regret. When actions and gifts fail, sometimes words are all you have left. Make them count! Exactly 21,533 ways to say you're sorry. Because sometimes, quantity IS quality.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5XVQ729
• ISBN13: 9798280667297
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 206 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.5" x 6.0"