So I guess you wanna know how I got over my ex, right? Are
you certain? I mean, it's not pretty. I was a blubbering mess
with knotty hair and there were tears and snot and watching The
Phantom of the Opera at least four times a week.
Don't forget the chocolate. And the zits that accompanied the
chocolate. I pretty much lived in my pajamas and during this fragile
state anything could set me off. A puppy, a rainbow, cereal.